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One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
he angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
Her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
omen have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends
and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are.
Sunshine

Eye infection

Ok so last week my husband had a really bad eye infection.(won't take out his contacts when they start to bug him.)

Honey "My eyes hurt."
Me "Then take out your contacts!"
H "ok" in whinney voice

About twenty minutes later I see him still rubbing his eyes.

Me "I thought I told you to take out your contacts!"
h " I tried and they rolled to the back of my eye balls and now I can't open my eyes to look in the mirror to take them out" (who needs to look in a mirror to take out their contacts if their just going in the garbage? Even if their not going in the garbage!

Time for bed
He still doesn't take them out!

At about 10:00 the next day (I'm in the car on my way home cuz I have a stomach bug.)
honey calls our conversation goes like this.

Honey "Sunshine where do I go to see someone about my eyes"

Me " We'll I'd skip the ER and Emerga care and go to the optomitrist cuz I don't know what the other two can do for ya."

Honey " Who should I go to?"

Me " Hold on I'll get the number."
I give him the number and he calls and sets up an appointment to see the eye doc right away.

He comes home and says I have a REALLY bad eye infection(duh) the doctor say I have to take eye drops for the next 24 hrs 1 every hour in each eye and report back tomorrow at 2:00. This includes over night. It was a long night!

The next day I get off work early so I can take him to the eye doc because he can't see to drive. At 2:00 we go back to the eye doc. He says the infection is stooped spreading but hasn't regressed any and to take the eye drops for a longer period of time and to see him the next day.

Mean while my house loooks like its been boraded up because his eyes are sensitive to the light. (which I understand cuz it hurts

WE go back the next day infection is regressing . doc says " take 4 qid and see me next tuesday!


So he takes the eye drops and misses the last appt (has a meeting for work can't reschedule) which was on tuesday.

This AM I get up and start looking for my glasses. I search high and low for a half an hour! By this time I'm late for work haven't gotten dressed or got the Monster up (can't see member) Finally I see them sooo NOT in the place I remember putting them but The monster got up in the middle of the night and maybe I moved them and don't remember. I put them on and everything is really blurry so I take them off clean them and again blurry.

I call honey

Honey " Hey babe. good morning! whats up"

Me " Honey did you wear your glasses to work today?" )(He has contacts too member)
honey " Yeah but I can't see out of them very well I even took them off and tried again"

Me " You can't see out of them cuz THEIR MINE"

Honey Giggling " Oh no wonder I thought I was going blind or somthing crazy. I figured cuz I had to cancel my appt that this was my just deserves."

Me " Your so funny I can't see with out my glasses" (my vision isn't all that bad but I could NOT do my job without them)

Honey "Well just wear mine" hes knows the answer to that but he had to try anyway!

ME " Yeah right I can't see five feet in front of me with these on" ( his perscription is much worse than mine!)
He makes arrangement to meet me at work so I can get them.


Its not the first time hes worn my stuff to work hes worn a cute little shirt I had once too. But thats an entirely diff story!

TTFN
Sunshine

The monster

I have a monster he is about 2 1/2 feet tall. Although the monster is very ORNERY
He makes me laugh and smile when I've had a bad day or even a good day hes always doing something. WE read green eggs and ham today he literally laughed the whole way through! Just the laugh makes me smile!


All the silly little things they do amaze you. Rolling over the first time, First tooth, crawling walking, eating their first Cheeto, saying daddy or mommy! all those things we take every day for granted and they find amazing! Even the first time He stood in the corner is a feat by itself.

If there is something to be spilled with in a 20 mile radius he will be sure to spill it (he's good about cleaning it up) so as of right now I can't walk two feet in my place with out that sticky feeling on the bottom of my feet(can't quite get the OJ to come up with out it sticking. Plan on shampooing the carpets this weekend its my weekend off call)

He had a total fascination for Honey who to him is of course daddy. If daddy clips he glasses to the front of his shirt then the monster wants to as well. If daddy goes out side then the monster gets his shoes. He picks up the control for the play station and pretends to be daddy.


The way he dances to music (the monster LOVES music) all kinds of music throwing his hands in the air and bouncing. he has one dance style I like to call the sumo he spreads his legs out wide like hes getting ready to fight another sumo wrestler in his diaper and again with the bouncing!

Children are so incredible!

Tell me about your kids!
TTFN
Sunshine

Song of the week

This is my song choice of the week something I'll be doing from now on. Renagade by Styx.
This one is a bonus cuz Jensen Ackles( Sammies brother in days of our lives for all you soap fans) and Jared Pasdaleck are HOTT. The clip is from the TV show supernatural.

Responsibility

For Christmas we got my daughter ( shes 11)a track phone. You know the ones where you have to pay for the minutes in advance. The deal was that she got the phone and then had to save her allowance to buy the minutes. We're trying to teach her responsibility and blah blah blah (cards cost bout 30.00 every 2 months). She did pretty good and got herself new minutes as time went on. In March she "lost the phone". My husband and I were very upset with her and told her if she wanted a new one she'd have to buy it herself. At the end of March we got my daughter a new phone and my husband told her she had to pay us back for it. He told her to draw up a contract (yes, those are the exact words he used) and that he was also going to charge her interest.

I have to tell you, at first I was a little upset with my husband over this. I mean, "Charge interest"? Please! But then he made some very good points about teaching her responsibility and how he wished someone had explained interest and loans and such to him before he got one from the bank and I had to agree with him.

But then, it turns out it was actually stolen from our house along with a few other things.

(not to worry I lock the doors now!) I'm from a small town where you could leave them open at night or during the day and not have to worry bout it. I now live in a bigger city and obviously the same rules don't apply here!

Going crazy 2

Ok so rememer eairler when I told you I was going crazy? we got everything figured out picked a date and activities. Now I'm excited and nervous at the same time! I want to see all these people (well not all of them but I do want to see the friends that I've gotten out of touch with).but I'll be quite honest some well ok A LOT of them intimidate me( not my friends the others). Just cuz I think they are better than me I'm not sure why, I have a great job and an amazing family and great friends. Why should I fell like any less of a person?


I'm kinda a quiet person till you get to know me then usually you can't get me to shut up! I have more self confidence now than I did when i was in school. I usually get along with just about everyone.

What are your thoughts on this?
Please let me know

Going Crazy

Ok so I hate to vent but gotta do it somewhere.

I'm trying to contact people for my high school reunion. Which is ok I offered( like a jack ass. oops did I say that out loud. actually I like to do this kind of stuff but usually its more organized. ) I've contacted some of the people on my list. there are three (lists) and now they are going to change the date. So I'll need to call all of those peeps back (boy do I feel like an ass.) They aren't decided yet and we don't have much time. GRRR...
Ok I feel better.
Thanks!