Long time no see right!

Yeah really I don't have an excuse so I'll skip it.
I decided this year I'm going to try to write at least once a week. Writing for me is kinda of like going to therapy. So I'm going to do it!! I also want to get better on my grammer and English this year I feel stupid sometimes not remembering where all this crap is supposed to go! The other thing I'm going to do this year (if it kills me and it just may) is quit swearing. I feel not very lady like and would like to go back to my cute (inside AND out :) self and feel like swearing is not cute really my goal is SMEXY ;) but baby steps right lol. OOH one other thing I'm going to READ more well I hope too any way that one may go by the way side but not too much. I think I will be making a TBR pile and adding it to my blog roll so if any of you have any suggestion that would be great! I like just about anything except politics (reading is enjoyable for me and I don't find politics enjoyable more like a serious grownup thing ;p.)
So just a fill in for now have 2 kids yes that hasn't changed also know as The Monster (my four year old son who is totally decribed by his name and baby girl my 13 year old daughter ... still married well (we call him honey around here and every now and then a few other choice words :P haha)... I was when I left the house this am lol.

Illegal

Last night my daughter asks the monster if he wants a vitamin (they are allowed one a day) they're flinstone chewable gummies The monster loves them so naturally walks in behind her to get one. She gladly forks it over and he says : " more, more please"
D_baby: "no no more" I explained to her earlier in the week that more than one a day could make him AND her sick so ONLY ONE A DAY
the monster: "Please more"
D_baby : "no if I give you more it's illegal!"
The monster then turns to honey and I and says "more illegal please."
I Tell him "No more VITAMINS you can only have ONE a day."
Honey is in the chair giggling

Cut to this afternoon D_baby is again getting down the vitamins and The monster runs over and gets one. Then runs up to my husband and says "look daddy more got more illegal"

I have a feeling this one is going to give me a run for my money!

The monster

I have a monster he is about 2 1/2 feet tall. Although the monster is very ORNERY
He makes me laugh and smile when I've had a bad day or even a good day hes always doing something. WE read green eggs and ham today he literally laughed the whole way through! Just the laugh makes me smile!


All the silly little things they do amaze you. Rolling over the first time, First tooth, crawling walking, eating their first Cheeto, saying daddy or mommy! all those things we take every day for granted and they find amazing! Even the first time He stood in the corner is a feat by itself.

If there is something to be spilled with in a 20 mile radius he will be sure to spill it (he's good about cleaning it up) so as of right now I can't walk two feet in my place with out that sticky feeling on the bottom of my feet(can't quite get the OJ to come up with out it sticking. Plan on shampooing the carpets this weekend its my weekend off call)

He had a total fascination for Honey who to him is of course daddy. If daddy clips he glasses to the front of his shirt then the monster wants to as well. If daddy goes out side then the monster gets his shoes. He picks up the control for the play station and pretends to be daddy.


The way he dances to music (the monster LOVES music) all kinds of music throwing his hands in the air and bouncing. he has one dance style I like to call the sumo he spreads his legs out wide like hes getting ready to fight another sumo wrestler in his diaper and again with the bouncing!

Children are so incredible!

Tell me about your kids!
TTFN
Sunshine