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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Crazy day


Ok to day was crazy and here's why. Got up took my shower took the kids to the sitter and went to work. by the time I got to work I thought I was going to die my stomach hurt so bad. I called my Manager and told him I felt like shit and that I could stay if he needed me to but I couldn't promise anything about being productive. He said he'd go talk to noninvasive( my day to help out in noninvasive) and call me back so he does and says I can go. I leave to go home and on the way I stop to get a new cell phone (the monster dumped my cell in a bucket with water in it) she gives me a line of bull about having to go to a direct dealer like a half hour away from here I'm not doing this feeling like shit so I leave and go home sleep for a couple hours and NO for all you super moms out there I did not go get my kids I didn't mind paying the sitter cuz I felt like SHIT ( that ought to help get my rating up a little higher LOL) At about 11:50 sitter calls and says I need to go get the kids from back up sitter (sitter had a Dr. appt) so I go to get them after some grumbling about not feeling good.
I walk into the bs house and we have a nice conversation it goes something like this

BS: hey how are you
ME: good and you
BS: fine thanks
Me: Wheres the monster?
BS the monster
BS who's the monster?
ME: You know my other kid? D_BABY (hollering to her to come tell me where sitter left monster)
BS: D_babys not here
Me: sitter told me she was leaving the kids with you.
BS: no I haven't talked to sitter in a couple days.
Ok BS is one of those people you go to visit and plan on staying for a couple minutes and end up half the night. It's kinda a running joke.
So I tell her I'd better get and that I miss her and promise to come back soon (BS kicks ass shes lots of fun and so is her fam!)


I leave and go to sitters appt. (not home look for some of her neighbors )
then go home (member that track phone D_baby has ? Yeah it saved my ass today) try catching her at the doctors office nope already left.
Then I try to go back to her house run into nice neighbor lady and ask her if she know what sitter did with my kids. She says she thinks they were going over to CASSIES.
Cassies is out side (mind you not inside with my kids and or hers but what ever. She goes and gets the kids for me and I apologize profusely and explain to her what happened.


We go home and I put the monster down for his after noon nap its about 1:00 (damn the only good thing about being home sick is I get to watch my soap and I missed the entire thing oh well) I lay down on the couch and nap myself for a couple more hours then work calls and wants to know if I need them to take my call.
No I'm not on call but thanks for checking.
I get up and figure I'd better go get my phone b 4 they close (on call tomorrow can't be phone less)
We leave around 3:30 get to the phone store at 4:00 we walk in and the machine is one of those you have to take a number. I find the approite button to click and hit it my number is 814 I hear them call 053 (no I'm not shitting you) then they all 54, 56, then 237 ok so maybe I won;t have to wait as long as I thought. after a 55 minute wait they call my number I'm frantically writing numbers down cuz I forgot mine doesn't have a sim card. (no the lady at the counter didn't tell me they could transfer them anyhow and all my previous phones had one) I 'm writing and shes talking to me. How did it break blah blah blah. So someone behind me catches my attention.

Nice Lady: Excuse me miss. Um your son is taking his shorts off.
I swear to god there are about 30 people in this store.
ME: what? god hes quicker than snot shocking embarrassed look on face I turn around and low and behold there is my son with no shorts on ( he still wears pull ups)well the last time I got easy ups I accidentally got the pink ones you now with Dora and all the pretty flowers on them. So not only is he standing there with no pants on his undies are pink.I put his shorts back on and tell him to leave them on! he in return gives me that devilish grin hes aced so well and I tell him I mean it to leave them ON! He does thank god!

We head home once again.
Honey calls
Honey: Will you stop and get me smokes please?
Me: sure I have to drop off the pager at mp's (miss pissy it's right by there)
blah blah blah

We are at the smoke shop I go in get cigars and come out. 3 minutes tops. MY car won't start !@$#$%@$^@ Ok I must not lie I prob am not as nice to my car as I should be.Meaning its been doing funny stuff for a while and I haven't wanted too fix it. So I didn't SHAME ON ME I KNOW! poor car. I call honey ask him if he'll come jump my car. I HATE ASKING HIM TO DO THESE KINDS OF THINGS FOR ME I change my own oil and fix my own tires and if I'd had jumper cables I would've asked jo blow if I could borrow his car for a minute. But Honey comes to do it after a min it works. and I'm on my way. I have one more stop to make I lend a friend some money We decided to meet at store just up from the smoke shop. I pull in hold out my hand to give her the money(can't shut the car off cuz battery will die again) friend has to hug and love on kids and my f@$#$%^@$^@& car dies! UGH She has cables we hook up the car to hers and after about 5 minutes I figure its not going to work. FUCKING A I have to call honey AGAIN I hate that. He says he'll send BF (best friend) to get me out of jam Oh did I mention we're SUPPOSED to be shopping for her kids b-day gift? So bf and second husband show up (no not technically & Holly get you mind out of the gutter that's gross!) LOL we get the cables hooked up. SH thinks its friend cables and hooks up his nope not cables so he takes the caps off my battery to see the water level. NO water yep that's right folks I said NO water. So me and BF go get a new battery being the old ones not going to get us anywhere. When we get back SH has car ready for new battery. YEAH SH its now about 7:30 I then have to stop and get money back for old battery (called core charge) and stop to get beer. SH reward for helping. We go shopping and I get home at about 10:00 I guess it was a good thing I was sick or I wouldn't have gotten all my shit done for the day! I didn't even break down and cry! Yeah ME



We'll maybe it's a good thing I had a crazy day I forgot about being sick after about 4:00.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Nice Girl

Heres my rating. I must say I was quite supprised. I do swear quite often.
I guess not on here YET

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I said sucks once !

Do you ever STOP bitching!!!!!!

Just a quick little note before I get started. I'm typing away on my computer. Then along comes the monster and starts pushing buttons. Ok fine but the little stink knows where the button to turn make the monitor go to sleep is and I'll be dammed if he doesn't push the f_cking thing every time he comes in here. Then he says in the cutest voice ever. " off" * giggle giggle*








There is a girl at work that I don't mind USUALLY but for the last few days shes just been bitching. NONSTOP its driving me crazy. Last week another department calls and says they are having a grill day (where we grill out the back door usually alot of fun) and that the sign up sheet is in the work room and we can sign up if we want. So WP and I go sign up later that day and then remind everyone else later about signing up(we had already discussed it and decided to go) well (Lets call her Miss. Pissy.) Shes starts ranting and raving about how shes not going to take anything cuz they (the other dept.) Never brings anything (not true but you might as well save your breath it's like fighting a brick wall) and that shes not going to bring anything cuz we always bring something and blah blah blah for about 20 minutes. Well other coworker (lets call her Winnie the pooh cuz shes just that sweet you rember her shes the one who signed up with me earlier) who is the only one that can talk anysence in to MP gets her to agree to bring lettuce. F_ckin 98 cents for a head of lettice.(I'd give it to her if its that big of a deal) Is it really that hard if you don't want to go or don't want to buy something or don't have the money don't do it but stop bitching about it!!!!

Forward to today.
It's about 7:15 am and we're all talking about what we brought me = 2 layered chocolate cake with whipped cream and hand dipped strawberries in the middle and on top Yes ladies I LOVE my chocolate WP brought onion and MP ACCIDENTALLY "forgot" the lettuce! WP tells her that that's not very nice and that she shouldn't do it and again blah blah blah. MP continues on her earlier rampage about them not bringing anything. But says she'll go down to the cafeteria and get some lettuce leaves. Which she does then we go and set everything up ( I think this is great fun) we didn't have a busy morning MP starts bitching about where everything is and how it needs to be arranged just so then says "where are the hot dog buns? WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING HOT DOG BUNS" DOESN'T SHE EVER SHUT THE F_CK UP?

Then She bitches about getting help from a sister hospital. DUH why would you bitch about this. She did have some valid points but it all boils down to us needing the help.

Yesterday she bitched about another dept. Not getting our patient ready fast enough.
MP: " WELL I THINK WE SHOULD WRITE THEM UP. DON'T YOU"
ME: " MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED FIRST" WHILE LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT HER (she wrote the dept up last week for the same reason)
After I'm done talking to her she immediately calls our OD (operations director)
Tells her the same story and again my boss trys to calm her down.
And once again WP asks her about it she gets all pissy again and is mad for the rest of the day.

Then she gets into a shouting match with another co worker (lets call him crazy train) about the above mentioned help from the sister hospital and how the OD from the SH called our OD about a phone call MP had with coworkers from the sister hospital.Its a mouth full I know. Then OD came in to our department and had a discussion about it with all of us. Now in MP defence CT can be as his name describes with many ups and downs I believe he is the biggest drama queen out of us all. However MP is Really pissy these days. They are yelling and I have to mention that there is another dept next door and they should calm down a little. Good lord CT is 52 and MP is 34 ( I think) can we say childish. (maybe they should have a party with DQ over at HOLLYS from What Where You Expecting. LOL.

Then I'm stupid enuf to go get a pedicure with them after work and have to listen to MP tell WP everything all over again.As she left at 12:00 and missed the argument with CT






On a better note my toes nails are pink and I've managed to wear makeup everyday for a week! yeah me! Oh and put my contacts in every day too!

A Little funny tale. We have to have little stickers on the back side of our rear view(so they know if we're parking where we should be) mirrors with our employee ID # on them. (I pulled mine off.) Mine came off about a month and a half ago. We have to get them from the security guard. I see him walk out to his vehicle today (while setting up for the bbq) and whistle (I can do this very loudly) he comes over and I go to the curb to meet him tell him what I need and turn to go as I'm walking back to continue setting up I step into a BIG hole and fall on my ass. I just layed there for a minute laughing and two of the girls walk over to me and ask if I'm ok (wp and the new girl) by this time we are all laughing so hard we are literally crying! Yeah I'm fine. Later I tell the rest of the gang what I did.Only cuz I was prompted to do so by WP. NG adds in that of course it was in front of the new security guard "the cutest guy working on the hospital grounds" Now she said it but I will agree he is the cutest guy around. But whats a girl to do! If you can't laugh at your self life has to really suck Right!

That's all for today folks!

Monday, June 25, 2007

D-baby

OK so I'm pretty sure I'm getting old and this is how I know. D-baby is 11 and this makes me extremely sad:( In the last year I've bought her (this is the part where I tell you TMI so if you don't want to know don't read it!) bras which always seem to amaze me who are they training anyway the bra or the girl? I never understood this.
Razors who new an 11 year old girl could be so hairy? Other girly stuff like curling irons and blow dryers ( I don't think I've seen her use them yet as she lets the air take care of it. Drives me nuts that she can do this if I don't put anything in my hair I look like this.



I know she's getting older cuz shes having a hard time deciding if she wants the latest bratz doll or a new outfit.
Shes not allowed to wear makeup yet so I'm safe there (for a couple more years then maybe some lip gloss or something. MAYBE

Shes a great kid other than the normal 11 year old girl stuff ( all the extra hormones).She does become whiny sometimes. But usually she's a happy go lucky girl.

Shes extremely kind and funny. She still amazes me on a regular basis. Shes honest and shes know right from wrong and will 99 percent of the time do whats right (hey we all got a little ornery in us) after all she is my and honey's kid.

We are quite hard on her as you may have discovered from my previous post responsibility Maybe she'll be a better person than we are because of it!

Shes growing up it all makes me quite sad!!!!!!!!!! *snifle*

Bridge to Teribithia


Watched the movie this weekend. I thought it was good. Honey didn't like it "Well that sucked" Big spoliers up next DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS









Ok he was just mad cuz she dies in the movie which I understand too but I still thought it was a good movie. However I think the book is better. I read it over and over when I was a kid. I bought it for d-baby to read.(d-baby is my 11 year old daughter)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

To the mall


On my last day visiting my mom and Family I told my cousin we'd go to the mall. I'd been there before and was sure I could find it again. After deciding to leave ALL the kids at home with my mom and sister (they didn't want to go) my aunt decided to go as well. So were off for a girls night out!

We went in the direction I thought the mall was (I did have them release all liability for getting lost before we left my moms) and ended up getting lost! ( no I don't think you understand we were REALLY lost) but beings that I'm not a man I have no trouble asking for directions. We're out in the middle of no where and I finally decide to turn around. Across the street there is a parking lot ( I choose the bar parking lot ) to turn around in. Some one is getting in to the car so I drive over, by this time shes driving off. I flag her down and she waves at me I say wait stop. open the car door ( I'm sure by this time shes peeing her pants thinking I'm going to take her out did I mention earlier I'm white trailer trash ) She stops and I ask her how to get to the mall she says you can follow us and then gives a few more instructions for after she takes her turn off the road. She must have figured out we weren't planing on taking her out after all!
so after 25 minutes of driving we FINALLY find the mall. I was way off track. I know!We run in to best buy and get a CD for my cousin then head over to the mall (indoors )we went in though Barnes and Noble (yeah not smart if I want to see the rest of the mall) but we were in a hurry it was almost closing time. So we did our shopping and then went back to the book store. We spent an hour in the book store then headed home. Well to my moms anyhow. I AGAIN got on the wrong highway and we got lost. We ended up on a two way highway and when I decided to turn around there was a really old scary house I half expected the cast from Texas Chainsaw Massacre to come out and hack us up to pieces! We call my mom for directions and head in the RIGHT way. We made it back safe and sound and it only took us an extra 2 hours. Despite all the craziness we had fun!

Monday, June 18, 2007

Sunshine what's a bloging?

Honey:

Why did you take a picture of the Cinnamon roll?

Me:
Cuz I'm going to blog about it.

Honey:
Oh ok. Whats a blog?

Me:
Well it's kinda like an on line diary I guess. People can read it if you want or it can be private which ever.

Honey:
Well it sounds like something you'd say right before you go thow up. Sorry I have to go BllOOOOOOGG.

Me:
Aren't you the funny one.

Cinnamon rolls YUMMY


when I was a girl my grandpa would make cinnamon rolls. I remember going to visit and there would be dough spread out on the table and butter and cinnamon and sugar shortly behind it. I must say these are the best cinnamon rolls EVER I know it could be a biased opinion but I think not! well visiting my family
G&G brought some along. There was about 10 of them I must say I considered hiding them and not sharing but I only took one (well maybe two one for later) and left the rest. All I can say is yum!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Reading

I like to read quite a bit. Mostly mystery with a little romance on the side, some thrillers and wizards that kind of stuff so I've put some of my favorite authors to the left check them out. I'll keep adding as I find others I like.

Friday, June 8, 2007

My family

I went to see my family over Memoral day weekend. My mom lives about 2 and a half hours from where I do. The kids and I left on Saturday at about 12:00 ( the monsters nap time, hey at least I didn't give him benadrly LOL ) we arrived around 2:30 and visited with my mom for a couple hours before my dad and sister showed up. My G&G (grandma and grandpa) along with my aunt and cousin showed up at about 5:00. I was very nervous cuz my dad and sister like to drink a couple beers( for those of you who know them they have slowed down over the years) my grandmother does not find this a good idea so I was kinda worried about how the weekend was going to turn out.

Sidenote My mom and dad have been divorced for over 20 years. They however get along great now and are WONDERFUL grandparents and we are able to do things as a family now don't get me wrong I'm not one of those kids who wants their parents to get back together. They are great but not together. Besides they have been divorced ever since I can remember. END SIDE NOTE

I must say I'm extremely impressed my dad and sister waited till G&G went back to the hotel to drink and everyone got a long great.

My dad took the kids bike riding all weekend and I must say he is an AMAZING grandpa he cooked dinner and went to the store (taking all the kids except for the monster with him because his name is exactly as he is).He carved roaster for their marshmallows out of sticks when we have hangers down stairs but he wants to do it the "old fashioned way" I love it! He made sure they had super soakers for their out door adventures this summer (some how the monster got the short end of this stick and was drenched with in the hour and by the way he loved it so not to worry) He has to go home tomorrow and I'm sad, till next time I guess but even though I've been gone for the better part of 7 years it doesn't make it any eaider to say goodbye.

G&G are good they are getting older and it make me feel bad about moving away. It's times like this I wish I could move home but the living there is so high and the pay is not that good (besides to do what I do I'd have to live like 50 miles away from where I want to in a town that I don't really like or wouldn't want to raise my kids in.

We had a great time! I'll post more about this later(in detail just to warn you) and I can't wait to see them in July!

Friday, June 1, 2007

ROCKS, Silly Me

Here are some pictures of some rocks just for Merlin. I love rocks any kind!
This started as a little kid I'd come home with rocks in my pocket!


THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY ROCK STAND YES I KNOW MOST PEOPLE PUT CANDLES ON IT!




SOME OF MY FAVORITES A GEODE, AN ARROW HEAD, A BUBBLE GUM AGATE, AND A FAIR BURN
AGATE
The Geode is hard and lumpy on the out side but when you break it open on the inside it has crystals in it. The arrow head was used and made as a tool by the Native Americans. The bubble gum agate got its name because it looks like chewed up gum and the Fair Burn comes from the badlands in SD.








This is a picture of a rock my mom had painted for me. I like turtles and frogs too. She also had one with our last name and first names painted on it. It has to be my favorite as well.



People keep telling me I should start a Rock garden OUTSIDE (can you believe the nerve of some people? LOL Not a chance in hell) I'm afraid the neighborhood kids will take them. My honey is extremely tolerant of my fascination and has even pulled over. He gave me another rock collection for Christmas! The kind that comes every month YEAH HONEY!

Me: "Turn around and stop the car for a sec k honey"
Honey: " Why, is everything ok"
ME: "Yeah I just saw a really cool rock and I want to go back and get it!"
Honey: ( While chucking to him self and turning the car around) "You are so cute!"

I'm glad he thinks it's cute. I pick them up everywhere we go. My aunt gives me most of those that came from SD out of her rock garden (she keeps hers out side what a silly girl). I have rocks in the bottom of my purse and in my car sometimes even in my pockets.